and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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