hotel room ftw
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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