He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
She told me I should be a condom model.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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