conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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