i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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