I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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