honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
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i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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