so that wasnt chicken after all
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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