Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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