so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
