Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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