So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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