Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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