no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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