Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
being pregnant is like rehab
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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