I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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