1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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