i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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