My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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