Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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