wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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