She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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