is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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