So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.