And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.