Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up