It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
These 25 Teachers Said Horrible Things to Their Students
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex