Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
That reminds me...we need to get swords
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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