They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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