Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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