I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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