I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Vodka?
Forever.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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