real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
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Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Green mimosas i think yes
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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