Do vagina's smell?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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