How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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