Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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