Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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