its not stalking. its research.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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