yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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