McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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