I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Apparently you make a good broom.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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