In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
