Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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