Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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