Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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