He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I need water and some morals
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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