Betty ford says i'm here all night
it wasn't lemon gatorade
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
There r osticjed everywhere
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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