Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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