Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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