I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Ambien. No doubt about it.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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