HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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