I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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