bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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