I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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