First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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