I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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