so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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